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When the seagulls follow the trawler...

When the seagulls follow the trawler...

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“When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.”

Eric Cantona’s cryptic press conference following his Kung Fu Kick on Crystal Palace “fan” Matthew Simmons had reporters and fans both amused and baffled.

After receiving a red card Cantona made his way towards the tunnel and Simmons thought it wise to verbally abuse the enigmatic Frenchman.

Cantona kung fu kicked and then punched Simmons. It later transpired Simmons was a member of the fascist B.N.P. and National Front parties. Eric was an impeccable judge of character.

When asked about the incident years later Eric confessed “I should’ve hit him harder”

Black t-shirt with yellow print available in short or long sleeve.

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For a perfect fit lay your favourite shirt flat at home, measure as below and match to ours.

Chest = pit to pit (cm)

Length = Top of collar to bottom (cm)

SMALL - Chest 46 Length 71
MEDIUM - Chest 51 Length 73
LARGE - Chest 56 Length 76
XLARGE - Chest 61 Length 79
XXLARGE - Chest 66 Length 81
XXXLARGE - Chest 71 Length 84
XXXXLARGE - Chest 76 Length 86

Normal relaxed fit T-shirt.

Care Instructions

Wash at 30°
Hang dry
Iron inside out

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